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Whenever firearms are in the news, socialist retards who don’t own one, have never fired one except once or twice a year if they were a POG, and say they “grew up around guns” because Dad had a bird-hunting shotgun in the safe, well… they tend to suddenly become Delta operators and mechanical engineers and ballistics experts all at once.

Lately, it’s been ears.

All these armchair experts are convinced that a hypothetical politican, struck in the ear by a 5.56 NATO round, would suffer complete ear destruction, plus deafness, plus concussion, all of these very brief before the local fabric of spacetime itself unravelled, creating first a macroscopic quantum singularity that destroys every in a fifty mile radius as it evaporates in burst of high-energy Hawking radiation, then leaves behind a clump of stable “strangelet” matter which gradually expands and consumes the entire earth.

Because that’s what AR 15s do, right?

You can argue with these clowns or shout them down, but debating a socialist is like playing chess with a pidgeon. It doesn’t understand the game or how the pieces move, and has no idea when it has lost.

Fortunately, one does not need to debate about that which can be resolved by experiment.

So… AR15 vs ear.

Round one.

Fight.


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